He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
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