I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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