i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
The Olympian is in my bed
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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