....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
Randomize