Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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