i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
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