I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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