you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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