What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
