I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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