You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
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