No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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