I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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