I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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