and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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