Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
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