please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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