you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
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