Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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