That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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