And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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