I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Betty ford says i'm here all night
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Randomize
