So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
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