i was born a porn star she said
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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