..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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