I'm lost and stupid without you.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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