You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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