So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
i will never coherently bang her
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Drunk is a universal language darling
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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