so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Bring me that man meat
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
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