So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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