Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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