So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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