I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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