Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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