Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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