Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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