We're like a lot better than the average bears
I'm jealous of your bromance
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Never underestimate the power of titties
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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