Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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