David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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