I love black thongs
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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