And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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