I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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