He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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