using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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