Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
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