You just made me feel so damn special
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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