operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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