I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
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Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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