yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
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