Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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