I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
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