I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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