please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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