I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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