You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
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