I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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